THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
- My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life.
- I see your face when I am dreaming.That's why I always wake up screaming.
- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;This describes everything you are not.
- Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
- I thought that I could love no other --that is until I met your Sister.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
- I want to feel your sweet embrace;But don't take that paper bag off your face.
- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
- My love, you take my breath away.What have you stepped in to smell this way?
- My feelings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
- What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts tequila, one part lime.
Enjoy!
Till Next Time...
